by sarah nolan
what's a dangerito?
Dangeritos was born in the back of a 2000 Ford Expedition when
three adolescent males were practicing their most moronic sounding voices during a lengthy roadtrip, much to the chagrin of their middle aged step-dad, Tim.
As the tomfoolery continued from the back seat with increasing volume, Tim commented with step-paternal frustration,"It sounds like you guys have been snacking on lead paint chips."
To which one of the pimple-y pubescent boys responded impertinently,
From thenceforth, the Dangerito has been a symbol for humor, preposterousness, and tastefully impish creativity.